🎪 Woke in the Workplace: Who Put the Clowns in Charge?

Reform UK’s plan to bin the ideology and bring back common sense in public life

Let’s get real — Britain’s public institutions aren’t being run by professionals anymore.
They’re being run by activists in lanyards, ticking boxes while the bins pile up and the actual work doesn’t get done.

From civil service departments obsessed with pronouns, to NHS managers drawing up rainbow flag policies while patients wait 12 hours to be seen — we’re not in a functioning country anymore. We’re in a very expensive diversity seminar.

And the kicker? You’re paying for all of it.

🚩Here’s where it’s all gone sideways:

– Police officers kneeling at protests while burglaries go unsolved
– NHS departments hiring six-figure “DEI consultants” while cancer patients are told to wait
– Schools pushing gender ideology on kids who still can’t spell “Wednesday”
– Civil servants attending “unconscious bias” training instead of doing… well, anything useful
– Councils painting rainbow zebra crossings while potholes grow small ecosystems
– Even the military is doing inclusion workshops while struggling to recruit

This isn’t progress. It’s a full-blown performance.
And nobody voted for it.

🔧 Reform UK’s Fix: Shut Down the Show and Get Back to Work

We’re not here to "rebalance the culture."
We’re here to strip out the nonsense and get institutions back to doing their jobs.

– No more hiring based on quotas — you get the job because you're good at it, not because you tick a box
– All public bodies banned from promoting political ideology — you're a school, not a student union
– Scrap all the non-essential DEI roles — we need nurses, not another ‘Head of Inclusion’
– Audit the civil service and wider public sector for bias — if it’s ideological fluff, it goes
– Ban gender ideology in schools — teach maths, not confusion
– Restore neutrality across the board — public services should serve everyone, not just the activist class

We’re not anti-kindness.
We’re just pro-functioning government.

🧠 Be Who You Want. Believe What You Want. But Not On the Public Dime.

You want to call yourself a moonflower and identify as a vibe? Go wild, babe.
But when taxpayer money, kids in classrooms, or actual patients are dragged into ideology no one voted for, that’s where it stops.

Reform UK isn’t culture war theatre.
We’re the ones walking in, switching off the projector, and handing out proper job descriptions.

Public institutions should run on competence — not hashtags and identity points.

And when Reform’s in charge, that’s exactly what they’ll do.